Madonna: I sleep with my phone

Who said romance was dead? Madonna has revealed her and husband Guy Ritchie sleep with their mobile phones.

The singer revealed the pair put their BlackBerrys under their pillows every night.

According to The Sun quoting Elle magazine she said: "We lie right next to each other with our BlackBerrys under our pillows. It's not unromantic, it's practical.

"I often wake up in the middle of the night and remember that I've forgotten something, so I jump up and make notes."

She added: "I'm sure loads of couples have their BlackBerrys in bed with them." I don't think so Madge!

She also revealed that film director Guy waits until she comes to bed to play with his gadget - yes, we are still talking about the BlackBerry.

She added: "Guy's always waiting for me to come to bed, so he plays Brick on his Blackberry until I'm ready."

Madonna dismissed rumours that the couple's marriage is in trouble.

She said: "I had to marry someone as tough as me. Guy's definitely tough. I had to marry a challenge, otherwise I would just get bored. Whatever else Guy is, he's never boring."

Maybe someone should tell Madge that playing games on your phone while in bed with your wife isn't exactly exciting.

Madonna's album Hard Candy is on sale on April 28.

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Man Charged For Having Sex With A Patio Table

Police in Ohio say that a married father of three has confessed to repeatedly having sex with his patio picnic table.


Art Price, Jr., 40, has been charged with four counts of public indecency after a neighbor videotaped him getting all nasty with the umbrella hole in the middle of his plastic picnic table. Apparently preferring the table's legs in the air, Price reportedly flipped the table over before forcing himself inside of it.

Price admitted that his skeevy antics took place both inside and outside of his home, and police say he did his table humping in broad daylight, not far from a school.

In addition to public outrage, we imagine there's considerable jealousy among Price's other lawn furniture. While barbecues and lawn chairs don't have many places for good loving (unless you're big enough for that drink holder), we're sure that plastic gnome hiding in the hedges is wondering why he wasn't chosen. The garden hose, however, is probably pretty relieved.